#1: Kwiatki z chatow Autor: MorF3us, Skąd jesteś: WarszawaNadesłano: Pt lip 02, 2004 12:21 am ---- Dobromila: nio, zobaczysz, że jestem delikatną, kruchą blondynką, która by owada nie skrzywdziła
MorF3us: zawodowo czy rakraacyjnie??
#2: Autor: MorF3us, Skąd jesteś: WarszawaNadesłano: Pt lip 02, 2004 12:22 am ---- dede: znowu klawisze mnie nie sluchaja:(
Dobromila: o, dede naczelnik więzienia
#3: Autor: MorF3us, Skąd jesteś: WarszawaNadesłano: Pt lip 02, 2004 12:25 am ---- DemonPeeps [5k]: honey?
lect [5k]: yes?
lect [5k]: o.O
DemonPeeps [5k]: make me some lemonade?
lect [5k]: lemonade sucks
#4: Autor: Rakka22, Skąd jesteś: BydgoszczNadesłano: Pt lip 02, 2004 10:01 pm ---- Część z tego skradłam z info innych ludzi, którzy umieszczają tam "kfiatuszki", więc może być znana...
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nutcase: the simul king is here
nutcase: need another 2 fast improving beginners
nutcase: time for some orgy actions
senile: Can somebody help me please?
volcane: whats the problem?
senile: I have a problem and not sure where to report it
senile: to the maker of this program or to sun
senile: it's a graphical problem
senile: the stones never land in the squares
chewbacca: lol
senile: any idea?
chewbacca: the stones are placed in the intersections
senile: ohh u 2 have te problem?
chewbacca: yes
volcane: yes its very common
senile: i'll try another server then, thanks
crougne: Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pcleas. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by ilstef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
"Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why. Programmers combine theory and practice: nothing works and they don't know why."
Phoon: You know, why do people think it's so "weird" that there are professional go players?
Javaness: they don't
Phoon: Javaness: That's not the impression I get
Phoon: Usually people *say* that... then return to their TV sports hero worship
Phoon: because anyone can play a board game, but it takes a real pro to grab a ball from between another guy's legs and chuck it downfield
Javaness: shut up and let me watch spiderman
Phoon: or drive a car around in circles
mattn: well, i once met a professional Quake player.. after that, I don't let "professional ______" phase me much
1: they have mothers in canada? surely not..
2: don't let Drim hear that
3: drim is a canadian mother?
2: we're not close enough that i've asked
4: canadians are grown on the backs of hockey pucks in a light beer sauce
- 2k's do so much terrible stuff
- then what do 8kyus do?
- Well, 8k's are just cute. It's obvious they are trying to puzzle things out, but it's like watching little kids. 2k's are old enough to know better
PenDragon8: (sings a song about Go so the admins don't take us to the Chat Room and set us on fire)
Phoon: "Sing a song of sente, a pocket full of stones... if you blow the yose, then your whole game is boned... when the ko fight ended, my giant group was dead... so I picked up the goban and bashed him in the head!"
Phoon: (hey, that's the best I can do on short notice)
truesaint: but i don't think you can beat me tonight, cruzz, no matter how hard you try.
wetnose: ooh
wetnose: i gotta watch this
truesaint: since i'm not playing! lol...:)
#5: Autor: Mind, Skąd jesteś: KrakówNadesłano: Pt lip 02, 2004 11:25 pm ---- Dobra robota Morf3us.
Njabardziej podoba mi sie:
"guanwh [8d]: You don't know how to play
slimstegi [?]: i do but its my first time "
#6: Autor: Mandos, Skąd jesteś: ŁódźNadesłano: Sb lip 03, 2004 1:02 pm ---- but your "not knowing it" is stronger than my "knowing it" - "wymiata"
ale reszta tez bardzo fajna
#7: Autor: Parn, Skąd jesteś: ZgierzNadesłano: Sb lip 03, 2004 1:17 pm ---- kwadraciki i przeciecia sa super No i pioseneczka
#8: Autor: MorF3us, Skąd jesteś: WarszawaNadesłano: Sb lip 03, 2004 1:39 pm ---- Obie wypowiedzi danowcow i o danowcach sa super...
Fajny pomysł na zbieranie tego typu kawałkow...
Jednak naszczescie nikt nie posłuchał dobrej rady...
takinc [2d]: no time for talking if you want to get to 9d
dlatego dalej bedzie mozna wklejac tego typu texty...
Pozdrawiam
#9: Autor: Mandos, Skąd jesteś: ŁódźNadesłano: Sb lip 03, 2004 4:12 pm ---- Oczywiście w tym wątku nie powinno zabraknąć tekstu z "Get Strong at Kibitz"
Danny(6d) Black's groups are stong now, white is in trouble now!
SkilledPhil(8k) black should resign!
Nugget(12k) yeah, white is kickin his ass ^_^
IPlayGo(?) what is kickin?
SkilledPhil(8k) senseis.xmp.net/?KickinAss
IPlayGo(?) is sensei like a ninja?
Clown(18k) LOL!
CluedUp(7d) black will win if he reduces white much more...
OpinionaTed(2k) C12 is bad, what's black doing?
NoachDear(11k) black is loser
Clown(18k) resign black!
SkilledPhil(8k) ko ko ko ^_^
IPlayGo(?) WHAT IS A KO?
Nugget(12k) ow, my ears!
Nugget(12k) turn ur caps lock off!
IPlayGo(?) SORRY IDID NOT KNWO IT WAS ON
SkilledPhil(8k) ooh a ko!
OpinionaTed(2k) b;ack should resign GAME OVER - White(9d) has resigned, Black(8d) has win
#11: Autor: MorF3us, Skąd jesteś: WarszawaNadesłano: Pn lip 04, 2004 7:59 pm ---- Fajna stronka marcin...
A najfajniejszy z niej text to.......
.......Panie i paniwie........... <fanfary>
Yoda says, "Do....or do not do. There is no undo."
#12: Autor: Rakka22, Skąd jesteś: BydgoszczNadesłano: Śr lip 07, 2004 2:44 am ---- Znalazłam jeszcze parę
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phenomene [-]: a definition of sabaki could be : "the stronger player plays moves in your moyo that you don't understand and a bit later he lives inside and you have nothing"
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royu [4d]: remember when u play... u must flap ur wings like a butterfly before u can expect the wishing well to bear rotten fruit
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Lloyd [1d]: Remember the proverb: WHITE STONES CAN BE WEAK TOO!
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Meddle not in the affairs of dans, for they are strong and quick to tenuki.
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Wszystkim miłośnikom kibitz'a "z najwyższej półki" polecam gry Tartrate'a - jest tam tego za dużo, by spisywać
[10k?]: B wants a play a weak move, but by thinking a lot first he can make W think it's strong
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ringoshin [10k]: man, your pic is darn scary
ringoshin [10k]: i think i will paste something over it
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saltpepper: 9p = person who is much better at go than 20k
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Battousai [?]: yeah bad shapes is being like raped in jail.. sometimes ya gota grin and bear it
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lloyd [1d]: watching for these things is like sentry looking through a peep hole, blink and you miss the event
Vindicare [17k]: i thought it was a dan level life and death
lloyd [1d]: it was kyu level dead!
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Satin [?]: i am a pro kibitzer
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jordilluis [14k]: jaja
Move 42
XY0908 [-]: what does "jaja" mean?
Move 48
jordilluis [14k]: sorry, jaja means haha
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fg3 [?]: strong players seem to be able to play better moves than weak players
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Tsurukame [7d?]: your plan was to cut
Tsurukame [7d?]: and was not bad
student [13k]: yes but then I got scared
Tsurukame [7d?]: i see
Tsurukame [7d?]: scared of blood?
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darkmage [9d]: just came to look at pics
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rameinmast [5k]: m13
rameinmast [5k]: ?
wms [1d]: b m13, w L15
Move 78
Javaness [5k]: stop talking in code
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WzMage: If you have the worm(~), I won't play with you.
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danoontje [6d]: the art of rengo is finding the move which frustrates your partner most
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nikkentobi: yeah...memorizing pro games are not fun...they're all reasonable moves and easier to remember...you all should try to remember a 30kyu's game
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Battousai: battousai says for white to be any more passive there would have to be a button in game to just donate points to your opponent...
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CrazyGirl7 [15k?]: W G8?
niivram [1d]: you cannot really hope to understand 7d game if you suggest g8
*w plays g8*
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Move 56
Azazil [5d?]: I'm sorry I'm playing poorly, trying not to be nervous
toxxicu [7d]: you are not playing poorly and why should you be nervous
Move 57
Azazil [5d?]: I'm nervous since you're an ex-insei
Move 58
toxxicu [7d]: you are nervous since 1998 ?:)
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#14: kibitz-josekis Autor: fan, Skąd jesteś: ToruńNadesłano: Pn wrz 13, 2004 2:22 am ---- Namii [-]: Conan-sensei!
Namii [-]: Can you teach me some kibitz-josekis later
KenConan [3d]: conan meijin please
Move 22
KenConan [3d]: u need to practice your reading first
Namii [-]: ok
Move 23
Namii [-]: I can already read at least 6 comments ahead
Move 27
KenConan [3d]: u need more training
Namii [-]: Can you teach me the comment stealing tesuji?
#15: Autor: zefciu, Skąd jesteś: PoznańNadesłano: Pn wrz 13, 2004 12:26 pm ---- Z chatu w English Roomie
- What can you do, when your opponent escapes??
- You come here and weep to us.