Z wroclawskiej sesjii na zywo

Piotrek : biale kiepsko stoja, czas zeby sie poddac
pepi : nie rob tego bo przegrasz

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Concerning playing stronger players:

Vito: territory is what white allows you to have after taking its share

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applebabie [1k]: K16
applebabie [1k]: Go
applebabie [1k]: gogogogogoggogo
applebabie [1k]: K16
Sonoma [11k]: "Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open one's mouth and
confirm it." --Benjamin Franklin

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Grindel [13k]: Basil Not displaying your rank any longer ??
Basil [-]: NO
Move 55
Basil [-]: 2d is is too embarassing

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Phoenix14: does anyone know how to get past 20k
Tictactoe: yes connect your stones and make 2 eyes

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Bonklers [4k]: wow its a 30k
Bonklers [4k]: thas as rare as a 9d

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oco [2d]: what is yose?
grmaster [9k]: yose is somthing what kyu players know only
wicket [1d]: same with most japanese terms really

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Chachi: pros actually avoid having more than 1 group without eyes

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Tov [4k?]: "if the opponent just killed a big group, start reading"

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Bishbosh [6k]: would be funny to see a game like this where one of the players said atari LL THE TIME
Move 163
Vorilhon [1d]: what does atari LL THE TIME mean?
Move 166
Bishbosh [6k]: means the 'a' key is next to caps lock?

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"Like blind men dueling with chainsaws"
-- seen in a kibitz between two dan's watching a game between two kyu's

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Move 3
Iam5Dan [7d]: hi

Move 65
send [7d?]: hi
grmaster [9k]: heh
grmaster [9k]: slow typing probably

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minue622 [6d]: who is winnig?
Move 108
kryswilx [15k]: white by sente

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Bonklers [4k]: at what kgs rank do you think hikaru became an insei?

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planar [5k?]: Do they force you to become pro if you're too strong?

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Przepraszam za to floodowanie

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evilsaint [9k?]: girl can play go ?

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XShape [7k]: w + R + Time + Level + Points

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ilovekgs04 [8d]: HI@@@@@
ma [5d]: hi
kyuplayer1 [7k]: ###
christopff [13k]: ***
kyuplayer1 [7k]: <<<
christopff [13k]: +++
kyuplayer1 [7k]: >>>
christopff [13k]: |||
kyuplayer1 [7k]: %%%
christopff [13k]: ^^^
kyuplayer1 [7k]: vvv
christopff [13k]: ´´´
Muttley [3k]: guys, how about watching the game?
kyuplayer1 [7k]: the 8dan started this

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wad: Man, somebody STOP me! 8-game winning streak!
wad: <--- beats chest and howls
wad: FEAR MY 14k WRATH!

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Funkybside: what does the black dot in a players game history listing mean?
aussiemate: black spot means the pirates are after him

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folk [7d]: my score estimator said white win by 20^^
FreeDoom [1k]: my by 50.5
MagkPicpic [7k]: mine by 53.5
Move 201
folk [7d]: then i should fix my se^^

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moffyuk: If a player in reality is 10kyu in Jan, 9kyu in Feb and so on to 5kyu in June, then what rating will he have in KGS?
moredrunk: 18k

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darkblue [?]: Pros are gods.

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aLegendWai: why dan can play fast & correct? I play slow & wrong.

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(heard in one of breakfast's games)

kkkskdj [15k]: I am taking a bite out of breakfast
TatsuMaru3 [?]: wow
Icedout [19k?]: gay
kkkskdj [15k]: what? I am having pizza....
nk [1d]: hm..i dunno if breakfast is gay
DangoMouse [2k]: (O_o)?
kkkskdj [15k]: pizza is my breakfast
kkkskdj [15k]: what are you all thinking?

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JackVance [20k]: what exactly is moyo? :/
Javaness [-]: moyo is like dame, only worth more

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grmaster [9k]: I don't understand situation where you are good guy and get problems
grmaster [9k]: and escaper is bad guy and free and happy

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tequin: "it dont matter if you're black or white" qoute from GOmaster Jackson

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Xynosis [9k]: pardon my kyuness

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slowbird: but I don't believe in traceroute output anyway :-)
slowbird: there is probably a lag troll under my bed

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mauper [24k]: oh let my stones have aji please
mauper [24k]: :)
aji [11k]: you mean let aji have your stones, no?

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ObaAchieva: Arik, honor disappeared with the samurai. This is a go server. Sad, but true. :-)
Seguchi: Someone in Kiseido told me "There's no honor on the internet"
arik: 15,400,000 hits for "honor" on google so i guess you can find it on the internet

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Flammy [19k]: how do you recognize a good shape from a bad one ?
KLu [?]: bad ones look chaotic or tetris like shapes :p

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otofreq: escaping is honorable if you are in prison

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Draculinio: and what is the big deal with losing a game?
Samchan: dunno. probably something connected to the small penis complex

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DemiLiche [2d]: the text of the chat is nicely shaped

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BadMarkup: You must keep running on the wheel, grasshopper. Don't worry that you don't seem to get anywhere. You will eventually reach nirvana this way.
sleeping: by nirvana you mean release from the mortal world?
sleeping: or shodan?

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darkmage: Most importantly, get a good picture, that helps the most... makes Go more interesting

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WoolyMaCha: each player understand Go to a certain degree
ceryni: yea like 30kyu 0%, 2kyu 0.00000000000000000000001%, 9dan .9% :)

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Gul: test:
Gul: /msg cym
Gul: hmm
Hu: Welcome to KGS, Gul

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YouCantWin [-]: if you have one stone on the 2nd line, add another and sacrafice both

Kurnik:

Gracz 1: mogę cię tam jeszcze otoczyć
Gracz 2: o tu?
Gracz 2: mylą mi się czarne z żółtymi

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Jarlaxle: go was invented to depress people

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bayroad: IM NOT SHOUTING, JUST TYPING IN CAPS

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zazie: Always extend an even number of spaces. Then your opponent will not know where to invade.

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planar: If you play with Japanese rules, there is an implicit agreement that both players will commit ritual suicide if there is a disagreement on the score

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Blackring: is d or k better?
cja: d = deci (1/10) and k = kilo (x 1000) ; therefore k is much better
Blackring: ok...

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eluusive: and kyus get into arguements as to whether or not Jesus could beat tartrate

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cja: Here's how counting chinese style works:
cja: Three guys stand around your board, moving the stones and talking to each other in chinese
cja: When the board is all torn apart, they turn and tell you "you lost"

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grmaster [10k]: P14 ?
Move 56
grmaster [10k]: B18
Move 62
grmaster [10k]: D7
Move 65
grmaster [10k]: F7 ?
grmaster [10k]: no
Move 70
Joemac [6k?]: keep trying ! maybe you'll guess some

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labmonkey: muadibb is a sandbagger
Aurak: of course...
Aurak: hardly much of a freeman if he wasn't... ^^

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applebabie [3k]: only professional master could claimed to have style
Spacemen3 [4d]: ... and captain

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nutcase [1k]: this is obviously not 6d play...
nutcase [1k]: more like his cat or dog playing...

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playgo [4k]: seems white read 'the vital points of go'
Jeekay [19k]: probably wrote it

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Booger: there are idiots here who play go all the time

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(taken from sb's info)

Conversation with a good friend:

Me - Hey, I play go.
friend - Oh, I think I've seen it once, it has stones right?
Me - Yep.
friend - Then I think I know it, but never knew how to play it.
Me - Rules are really easy and you start out with an empty board.
friend - You play it on a board? No wonder I couldn't figure it out.

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pete1234: everyone naGo(12k) is an escaper
GwaiLoong: OMG naGo is an escaper!
Kael: naGO is an escaper???? NOOOO
duckweed: say it isnt so !
GwaiLoong: APOCALYPSE!

ktośtam 16k (9 handi): a teraz Ci pokażę, jak należy grać pasywnie
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ktośtam 4d: life is life
tensamktośtam 16k: i co przegrywam jednym oddechem?

andikun: damn, I lost my ~
gariben: is that a bad thing?
andikun: but it was so cool, people would randomely decline you and everything
ilikedeath: -____-

Normalnie sprzed sekundy na KGSie

Na specjalną prośbę Delity

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dada: do you know what a false eye is?
Boredumb: its when you have a glass eyeball

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jyem: what's funny with fools is that they can't help but talking
jyem: "hey, hey boot me, I'm a fool"

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MvBredow [4k]: even if white lives, black has so much sickness around
Move 110
kivirch [2k]: sickness? hhaha
Move 112
Painless [?]: "Black's sickness is superior"

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idunnoyou3: The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

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LBgo [2d]: oh, I forgot about making two eyes

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andrew [2k]: you're obviously not a professional KGS kibitizer
Hikaru10 [11k]: oh, what are they like?
andrew [2k]: it's a 24/7 job
DerPaul [18k]: yepp, you should say misterious things like "that was big"
andrew [2k]: or "white should resign"
DerPaul [18k]: or throwin in random coordinates
DerPaul [18k]: like b3

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NhuLai: what happens if you fall in love?
Drimgere: nothing
Drimgere: except you become 9p in go

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aitkensam: there are only 10 types of ppl in the world.....
omoi: those who tell tired old jokes and those who dont

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qwazidan [11k?]: let's ask cornel the secret of his steady improvement
Telemaque [2k]: i guess drugs and unhealthy lifestyle

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Cornel [8d]: reading moves ahead is the secret
Cornel [8d]: otherwise hard to win a game

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Cornel [8d]: no need to save all the stones
Cornel [8d]: you're probably not Bruce Willis, he saves everybody

Joshua: omg I hate when people set up a game then leave their computer...
federles: omg I hate when people can not wait for 10 seconds...
JasonD: omg i hate it when people complain
Guowei1000: i hate it when people don'tn give me money

Znowu kgs sprzed chwili

"Spacemen3 [3d]: suicide or sacrifice?
rarr [6k?]: it's called a tesuji"

Bardzo zmeczony gracz 4k po przegranej o 1 w nocy, autokomentarz:

"Na samym poczatku spaskudzilem rog i potem wciaz mi sie wydawalo, ze prowadze, az w koncu ubil mi wszystko :=)"

Opis gry towarzyskiej zakładanej na kgs:

Quote::

30k-10p+,no[~][?][-][♦][♣][♠][♥][#],kyu,dan,guest,bot,escaper,sandbagger,admin

Po obejrzeniu kilku kfiatków sam zaczynam coś takiego zbierać
Najzabawniejsze przesyłam :

Move 110
Cuculus [14k]: Doesn't T16 kll?
Move 112
rinhaiho5k [8k]: no
Move 116
DnF [5k?]: yes, but black is dead too


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Move 25
Samothrace [6k?]: san-san seems big
Move 58
Samothrace [6k?]: well, this san-san seems big also
Move 61
Samothrace [6k?]: mistake in direction... or not?
Move 64
yau888 [6k]: what is san - san ??

Mandos: Mam silny kształt na dole"