You can become a professional and be proud of it.
Spectators - are not a problem, if you wish to play Go.
You can play Go with people who have a different sexual orientation.
Serious games lasts for 10 hours or even more.
You can play all day, every day, for days on end.
You never fall ill, while playing Go.
You don't need to buy flowers or chocolate before the game.
There is never any committment after the game, just go find another playing partner.
You can play go by internet.
You can easily change the opponent.
You can already be a strong player at the age of 7.
You can enjoy the game at the age of 70, 80, 90...
As soon as you finish the game , you can start a new one.
Strong players can play lots of opponents simultaneously.
You can smoke and drink beer during the game.
Your opponent never complains, if you are playing too fast.
You don't need to kiss your opponent during the game or after the game.
You don't feel guilty after the game.