TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.


INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.


PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You ask
the US for financial
aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes,
Italy for machines,
Germany for technology, French for submarines,
Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy the
cows with all this
and claim of exploitation by the world.


AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk
of four cows. You
profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the
blame on some
nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a
danger to mankind
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.


FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.


GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years,
eat once a month
and milk themselves.


BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.


ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.


SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.


JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size
of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk. You then create
cute cartoon cow
images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.


RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.


CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
and arrest anyone
reporting the actual numbers.


IRANIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know economy.
You choose one of them as the leader of your country
and the other one as
the president.

POLISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
Because one nation's overmilked cow drops dead,
you express compassion, sell your cows,
and go to war to let them save the world and grab the cows.